FAQs
Q: What exactly does Glassified sell?
We sell high-quality glassware (bongs, jars, grinders, trays, lighters, and more) designed with original, human-made artwork. Our products are for legal, tobacco-use only.
Q: Who makes your artwork and designs?
All artwork and designs are created by real human artists. We keep records of every commission and, when possible, link to our artists in the product descriptions.
Q: Do you use AI in your work?
A little bit—for copywriting and SEO support. It helps us clean up spelling, polish blog posts, and fine-tune descriptions. But every piece of art and design you see on a product is made by humans, for humans.
Q: Do you offer gift cards?
Yes! We have digital gift cards that can be used toward anything on the site. They’re delivered instantly by email and never expire.
Q: What payment methods do you accept?
Major credit cards and debit cards. (We don’t take crypto… yet.)
Q: Are your glass products durable?
Yes! We only stock pieces made from quality glass designed to withstand regular use. That said—treat them kindly. Glass is glass.
Q: How do I clean my glass?
We recommend isopropyl alcohol and coarse salt for most pieces. For accessories, a little warm soapy water usually does the trick.
Q: Who runs Glassified?
A very small team (two humans in two different states). We built this store as a way to bring our weirdest ideas to life, pay our artists fairly, and sell glassware with personality.
Q: Are you a serious company or just a meme?
Both. We love satire, conspiracy-theory vibes, and cosmic humor—but we also take our products, artists, and customers seriously.
Q: Do your products come with any “extras”?
Nope. We don’t sell or ship any controlled substances. Just the glass and accessories themselves.
Q: Where do you ship?
Currently within the U.S. (We don’t ship internationally yet, but we’re working on it.)
How is my order packaged?
Discreetly. We value your privacy, so packages don’t scream what’s inside.
Q: How long does shipping take?
Most orders ship within 2-4 weeks, some faster. You’ll receive tracking info as soon as it’s out the door. With custom orders, these things take time. It’ll be worth it!
Q: Do I need to be 21 to order?
Yes. Depending on your state laws, you must be 21+. We use an on-site age verification popup and checkout confirmations to keep things above board.
Q: Why do I have to click “I’m 21+”?
Because we’re selling glassware intended for adults. It’s not optional—this is part of staying compliant with platform rules and state regulations.
Q: Are you aliens?
Not officially. But our glass is definitely out of this world. 🚀
Q: Do the Illuminati approve?
Who knows… Ask them. Theoryfury.org
Q: Is this a front for something?
Yes! We only stock pieces made from quality glass designed to withstand regular use. That said—treat them kindly. Glass is glass.