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Broadcasting from Somewhere Beyond the Stratosphere.
We specialize in cosmic-quality glassware for terrestrial budgets. No wormholes required, no shady government contracts—just honest gear built to make your sessions feel out of this world. Shop responsibly, stay curious, and remember: contact has officially been made.

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